crazy
The crazy man does believe that there is life somewhere beside lives on the earth. There exist uncountable planets in the universe than one can possibly count them all and that means there should be a good chance to find any traces of alien life somehow. Hence the crazy man started his searching in the night sky.
“RA 5h 32m, Dec 89 degrees 15 arc”
The crazy man reads out the coordinate and adjusts a weird looking receiver that fixed on a mobile tripod.
The crazy man may be crazy but he is not stupid. The crazy man spent a small budget buying necessary parts and built up a radio signal receiver. Of course the crazy man designed that receiver and of course nobody understands how it works, which include the crazy man too. But the crazy man is happy that the receiver was completely built and it seems to operate properly. For the crazy man it’s the best radio signal receiver on earth. The receiver is connected to the signal amplifier and the amplifier is connected to an old, dot-matrix printer. The crazy man refuses to store data on magnetic tape or high capacity hard drive. It’s far more fashionable to print data on papers. Until now lots of data were printed out. The crazy man is extremely happy with the huge paper pile. From now on there will be a lot of work on analyzing the data. Although the crazy man doesn’t has any idea where to start yet.
“RA 2h 7m, Dec 36 degrees 34 arc”
The crazy man reads out the coordinate and frown, and then adjusts the receiver according to that coordinate.
The normal cow looks at the crazy man from the middle of the field. The normal cow doesn’t understand how interesting it is to listen to the beep sounds from such weird looking receiver. The worst thing, as the normal cow has notice, is why a normal cow should pay any attentions about this crazy man at first place. Maybe because few days ago there was a weird looking guy fed the normal cow with weird tasting grass and after that the normal cow started to think about things that are not quite normal for a normal cow at all like the improvement of the grass’s taste, the green chlorophyll in the grass leafs or something simple like keeping grass for winter. The normal cow is quite sure that the normal cow never thought about these things before, never ever.
“RA 6h 19m, Dec 79 degrees 11 arc”
The crazy man reads out the coordinate and quickly adjusts the receiver again.
There is also a mad cow in the field. It’s not the same cow as the normal cow that still looking at the crazy man. The mad cow was once a normal cow. Few days ago there were people from another town came to see the mad cow and took some photos of the mad cow. The mad cow was amazed by that flashing light from the camera and stayed transfixed from midday until midnight at the railway where people from another town have left. But after that the mad cow lives and eats grass as usual. However today the noon’s temperature was so high and the cruel sunlight was hot enough to turn the ex-normal cow into a perfect mad cow that doesn’t care about eating grass or type of grasses or things like aliens.
“RA 4h 19m, Dec 79 degrees +12 to +18”
The crazy man reads out the coordinate again. This time also crazily swings the receiver in hands.
The mad cow can’t stand the noise of the crazy man so it runs out and knock the receiver down into pieces.
And within five seconds the crazy man will turn to see the receiver and the crazy man will be shocked to see how the receiver got destroyed by the mad cow.
And four hours later the cow owner will wake up to milk his cows. The cow owner is going to buy a new color television and a new receiver as a replacement to the old, broken one.
And forty-eight hours ago a green alien just came by at the cow farm and gave some experiment foods to a normal cow. The alien was surprised to see so much change on earth since the last visit, in which last time they gave some experiment foods to a group of stupid ape that were climbing on trees in a forest in Africa.
“RA 5h 32m, Dec 89 degrees 15 arc”
The crazy man reads out the coordinate and adjusts a weird looking receiver that fixed on a mobile tripod.
The crazy man may be crazy but he is not stupid. The crazy man spent a small budget buying necessary parts and built up a radio signal receiver. Of course the crazy man designed that receiver and of course nobody understands how it works, which include the crazy man too. But the crazy man is happy that the receiver was completely built and it seems to operate properly. For the crazy man it’s the best radio signal receiver on earth. The receiver is connected to the signal amplifier and the amplifier is connected to an old, dot-matrix printer. The crazy man refuses to store data on magnetic tape or high capacity hard drive. It’s far more fashionable to print data on papers. Until now lots of data were printed out. The crazy man is extremely happy with the huge paper pile. From now on there will be a lot of work on analyzing the data. Although the crazy man doesn’t has any idea where to start yet.
“RA 2h 7m, Dec 36 degrees 34 arc”
The crazy man reads out the coordinate and frown, and then adjusts the receiver according to that coordinate.
The normal cow looks at the crazy man from the middle of the field. The normal cow doesn’t understand how interesting it is to listen to the beep sounds from such weird looking receiver. The worst thing, as the normal cow has notice, is why a normal cow should pay any attentions about this crazy man at first place. Maybe because few days ago there was a weird looking guy fed the normal cow with weird tasting grass and after that the normal cow started to think about things that are not quite normal for a normal cow at all like the improvement of the grass’s taste, the green chlorophyll in the grass leafs or something simple like keeping grass for winter. The normal cow is quite sure that the normal cow never thought about these things before, never ever.
“RA 6h 19m, Dec 79 degrees 11 arc”
The crazy man reads out the coordinate and quickly adjusts the receiver again.
There is also a mad cow in the field. It’s not the same cow as the normal cow that still looking at the crazy man. The mad cow was once a normal cow. Few days ago there were people from another town came to see the mad cow and took some photos of the mad cow. The mad cow was amazed by that flashing light from the camera and stayed transfixed from midday until midnight at the railway where people from another town have left. But after that the mad cow lives and eats grass as usual. However today the noon’s temperature was so high and the cruel sunlight was hot enough to turn the ex-normal cow into a perfect mad cow that doesn’t care about eating grass or type of grasses or things like aliens.
“RA 4h 19m, Dec 79 degrees +12 to +18”
The crazy man reads out the coordinate again. This time also crazily swings the receiver in hands.
The mad cow can’t stand the noise of the crazy man so it runs out and knock the receiver down into pieces.
And within five seconds the crazy man will turn to see the receiver and the crazy man will be shocked to see how the receiver got destroyed by the mad cow.
And four hours later the cow owner will wake up to milk his cows. The cow owner is going to buy a new color television and a new receiver as a replacement to the old, broken one.
And forty-eight hours ago a green alien just came by at the cow farm and gave some experiment foods to a normal cow. The alien was surprised to see so much change on earth since the last visit, in which last time they gave some experiment foods to a group of stupid ape that were climbing on trees in a forest in Africa.
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